Ok ready it’s hilarious in my opinon
Explanation:
Last Christmas, I gave you my Present
But the very next day, you Ate it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to fortnite
I'm dreaming of a boring Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the ornaments glisten and random deer listen
To hear very loud corny Christmas music in the snow
You were helpful
You were unique
Monarch of north pole
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the random deer they were singing
You asked me to open gifts
And then we did eat whipped cream
But then last Christmas, I gave you my Present
And the very next day, you Ate it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to fortnite instead
You're lazy
You're tardy
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last
Rockin' around the Christmas The Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas The Christmas tree,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some t-bone steak
And me and fortnite will eat whipped cream
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about Jewellery
I just want fortnite for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is fortnite
Oh, fortnite yeah, oh fortnite yeah
fortnite the The best is a super, amusing soul
fortnite the The best is a fairy tale they say
fortnite baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
fortnite baby, won't you eat whipped cream with me tonight?
So here it is, boring Christmas
Everybody's here to open gifts
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
Simply having a boring Christmastime
Simply having a boring Christmastim