Aperson who claims to be selling cocaine, but delivers baking soda, cannot be charged with a drug crime.

That statement is False.
Conducting false drug claim is considered  a drug ceime based on the regulation that written in (18 USC § 1001.)
In United States, this crime could give you up to 5 years in prison or up to $50,000 in Fine.

The answer is to spread the world of christ 

Accumulating more land so that your country can continue expanding without running into problems such as overpopulation