How to smoke weed for pros

Smoking cannabis for the first time can be a transformative experience that will forever change your life. Also, nothing can happen. You wait around for hours for that ethereal moment, only to find yourself sober as a judge with a variety of unopened snack foods staring back at you. Either way, I highly recommend making an attempt.

With the number of recreational states possibly expanding this fall, millions of Americans could find themselves with the option to legally get high for the first time. As someone with almost two decades of experience, here are a few tips on how to smoke weed and make the most of those first tokes.

Acquire Marijuana

Funny, but prohibition never stopped me from buying weed as a kid living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Still, you will need to purchase it through some means and, according to our legal department, I cannot advocate you break the law. Places NOT to buy marijuana: Craigslist (and the internet in general), a head shop, the guy who is always at the park.