Describe how I, Jesus Christ, was born, and how I came back to life.

You were born in a barn/manger

You were ressurected

Explanation:

ye and also ur not actually jesus but go off

well you're not Jesus but Jesus was born in Bethlehem. and angel came down and told Mary that she was going to have a child and she was pregnant immediately after the angel said that. (without doing anything she was pregnant) and she has the lord's son Jesus Christ in her stomach. Jesus was born in Christmas day, hence the name "CHRISTmas". Jesus died in the cross for all of our sins, he was beaten, stoned, stabbed, cut, tortured, whipped, and so much more just for us yet no one these days respects that. Jesus said on the 3rd day he shall rise again, so when he died they put him in a tomb and rolled a massive boulder over the covering of the tomb so no one can get in or out. and on that 3rd day the guards went up to the tomb and the stone had been moved, and Jesus Christ was gone

it is a because im a fod nigba

jewish people sniffed up all of the money, thus making it hard for society