So three guys end up on an island and they meet a farmer the farmer says that they can pick out their favorite fruit. the first guy chose bananas and the farmer said shuv it up your bottom if you make a sound I will shoot you. SO the guy start doing it than he moaned than got shot the next guy choosed blue barys and it was fairly easy but he died because he laughed. so when he got to heaven everyone asked him why he was laughing? He said the last guy was coming up with pineapples.

Choose one civil war topic from the list below. research your topic using the library and the internet. then, write a report of at least four hundred words. topics: a major civil war battle civil war munitions and uniforms the emancipation proclamation the gettysburg address note! when writing a research paper, it is important to cite your source or sources. for example, anytime you use a direct quote from the source in your writing, you should follow it with the author's last name, the year of the publication, and the page number where the specific quotation is located in parentheses. for example: the author states, "lincoln was an american hero." (jones, 1999, p. 298). you will also need to include a works cited section at the end of your paper, providing the information about the source you used. generally, when you are writing for a social science course (like this course), you will use a citation format designed by the american psychological association (apa). use this brief apa style guide to you format your citations.