So one day a man goes into a public restroom and he sees a small guy. He looks over and sees that he has a big yeah u know but anyway he asked him how did you get it to be so big? The small guy says. Well i'm a leprechaun I wish it upon me self. The guy than asked him can you do that to me? The shirt guy said yeah but there's always a price. The guy said yes anything. The small guy than said well you have to let me shag yu in the bottom. The man said ok but only this one time so they start doing their than and when they finish the short guy asked the other guy. How old are you? The guy say 28. The Small guy than say. Well aren't you a little old to believin leprechauns?