If the vietnam war was a bar fight how would it be?

You'd have the two people, the United States and Vietnam, fighting obviously however it's important on the US side that you have a guy tweeting or doing something to tell everyone how good the fight is going for the United States no matter how bad it actually is going.  Eventually it would look like the U.S. was doing respectable and then the guy representing the Vietnamese would almost destroy the U.S. guy (i.e. the Tet offensive) the United States guy would try his best to comeback but eventually his friend would start sending pictures to people rather than just words and people would realize that the U.S. guy didn't stand a chance and things were looking bad.  At this time the U.S. guy would slowly back away and get his friend (a guy representing the South Vietnam people) to start fighting the guy until the South guy alone is fighting the other Vietnamese guy. 
This is the way I would picture it thought this is a very simplified way that it would go down.