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Um yea this might be weird to say up here but me and my girl got freaky and shoved a bottle up my but thole and now is stuck. so what do i do?

Which of the following accounts for someone who has had regular herpesvirus-mediated cold sore or genital sore flare-ups? a) re-infection by a closely related herpesvirus of a different strainb) re-infection by the same herpesvirus strainc) copies of the herpesvirus genome permanently maintained in host nucleid) copies of the herpesvirus genome permanently maintained in host cell cytoplasm

What is the function of reverse transcriptase in retroviruses? a) it uses viral rna as a template for dna synthesis. b) it converts host cell rna into viral dna. c) it translates viral rna into proteins. d) it uses viral rna as a template for making complementary rna strands.