Match these examples of drug advertising with a truth about the same drug Drinking beer
gives you more
friends.
?
Alcoholics can die of liver
cancer.
Chewing tobacco
makes you look
cool.
?
Smoking tobacco can lead
to wrinkles and yellowing
of skin.
Cigarettes make
you look mature
?
Using prescriptions
improperly can be
dangerous
All prescriptions
are safe and cure
diseases
?
Using smokeless tobacco
can lead to many health
issues

Not sure I did this right, but there you go.

Explanation:

Drinking beer gives you more friends

Alcoholics can die of liver cancer

Chewing tobacco makes you look cool

Using smokeless tobacco can lead to many health issues

Cigarettes make you look mature

Smoking tobacco can lead to wrinkles and yellowing of skin

All prescriptions are safe and cure diseases

Using prescriptions improperly can be dangerous

nope, but i have cleaned my brush in my cup of not as potentially harmful but nevertheless, very upsetting for scottish/british folks. especially if you've used the last teabag for it

explanation:

there could be something in that . . i am indeed an old scottish man!

there's a bit of bolshie-ness with it too though. i won't let go of the old ways . . tea and whisky . . whether the young whippersnappers like it or not!