ADVICE FOR ALL SIMP Ayy, but don't worry kid
There's no need to stress
'Cause I know a way to make these h o^^^e^^s obs essed
You're trying too hard, this shit ain't complex
All you gotta do is just follow these steps
Don't cry like a b^^itc^^h when she leaves you on read
Just focus on getting some money instead
When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
In a matter of moments, her le^^^gs will be spread
Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
You can't pull no h^^oe^^s in that basic as^^^s fit
Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
And take of those cargo shorts, they look like s^^h^^^it
While we're on the topic, your hair needs some help
'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
You better n ot pull up if y ou got a bowl cut
'Cause they gon' be laughing like, "What, are you twelve?"
Just one more step and then you'll be done
This battle's over, your war is won
You'll soon be proud of what you've become
Just listen up for rule number one
If you're tryna smash don't beg and plead
She won't let you fu^^^ck if you're on your knees
Stand up strong, don't be so weak
It ain't even hard, repeat after me
No, I won't do your homework just 'cause you hate math
And I'm not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
Don't put pu^^ss^^y up on a pedestal, 'cause that sh^^it is lame