What a perfect machine?

When deciding to become a parent: a. the only thing that matters is the desire to have a child. b. the most important thing is whether or not you are financially ready. c. you should be ready to support and nurture a child. d. you have no choice; "nature" decides if and when you will have a child.

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

Which of the following are considered general purposes of performing pulmonary function tests (pfts)? 1. the functional status of the lungs 2. the diffusion characteristics of the alveolar-capillary membrane 3. how much and how fast gas can be moved into and out of the lungs 4. the specific diagnosis of pulmonary disease