Larry-on the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth, she had a beard and it felt weird. 10 days after I turned 8, got my lips stuck in a gate my friend all laughed, while I just stood there waiting for the fire department to break the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip, and we couldn’t even talk to each other because are lips where so swollen and when he did start speaking he only spoke Polish and I only knew 3 words in Polish but now I know 4 because Oscar taught be the word for lip...Usta!