Imagine that a child’s toy comes to life. It has something that it urgently needs to tell its owner. Have a beginning, middle, and end.

ok first I would bit*h slap it then I would burn it then I would them ill put my d*ck on it then burry it all the way to h*ll then I would listen to what it has to say.

Explanation:

in this alternate universe, renaissance romeo is now seventeen, an apprentice to a glass maker in venice. modern romeo is planning to go to college. what major do you think he’ll elect?

“asleep in his bed” is personified.