Brainleist to who can make me laugh

I was wonder why the ball was getting bigger... Then it hit me ._.

I used to hate facial hair.. Then it grew on me.

The earths rotation really makes my day!

The cookie was sad beacuse its dad been a wafer to long.

I lost my luggage.. Ill just have to carry on. :(

Why are puns like paper? Beacuse there both tearable.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on. Nothing it just let out a little wine.

An illegally parked frog is a toad.

I had a fish that could break dance :D But only 20 seconds at a time.

Explanation:

I was playing among us, and i made a predition on both imposters, which i have been saying every meeting, last one, they voted me out, imposter won, and worst of all, I was right the whole time smh, for example watch among us logic 3, that literally exacly what happend to me. it was annoying to me, but funny to everyone else.

Explanation:

dr. kings dream speech

explanation:

it was late in the day and hot, and after a long march and an afternoon of speeches about federal legislation, unemployment and racial and social justice, the rev. dr. martin luther king jr. finally stepped to the lectern, in front of the lincoln memorial, to address the crowd of 250,000 gathered on the national mall.

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