pull up like trump duck like donald presidents jus like obama my bit-ch bad jus like sum karma pullin strings like Balenciaga

In what critical way is the protagonist dynamic in "there's a man in the habit of hitting me on the head with an umbrella"?

List some things u like to do with everyday friends (school friends)

Ineed simplifying this thesis and making it easier to understand for the reader (more concise) "no matter how religious one may be, one’s faith tends to change under unexpected and challenging circumstances."