Hey guys could you check these out for me and read them, i'm questioning having a job in comedy so technically this withins limits cause it can help me with a future career, just read these and tell what you think!!! This is for an older audience, and 1 equals first person, and 2 equals second person! 1;"Surgery is just sta-bb-ing someone to life"
2;"please never become a surgeon"

1;''I have never l-ied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth,"
2; "the truth doesn't have versions!'.

1"all you do is kil-l people"
2:" thats like saying all motzart did was write songs".

1: 'I think i've finally gotten over my fe-ar of ghosts"
2: thats the sprit!"
1; Oh cru-d! where!'

1;why can't trees make something useful, like wifi'
2; so screw oxygen i guess'

1;lasagna is spaghettie cake"
2: how high are you?'
1;"5"1'.

1;Apologize!'
2; Un-f##K you i guess"

1:I want to di-e!
2: Don't be like that were in this together!
1; you're right! We want to di-e!
2; NO!

1: That goes against my moral compass.
2: Your moral compass is an fing roulette wheel'

1: Why is he carrying around a potted plant?
2: He said so many stu-pid things today i'm making him cary that to make up for the oxygen he wasted".

1; you alright?
2:yeah why?
1: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

1: As you can see were professionals!
2: those two just die-d!
1; As you can see, im a professional!

1; I don't have a resting Bi#ch face my Bi#ch face is always awake and working.

Welcome to the vocabulary assessment. by connecting with words in a more interactive way, through a graphic organizer that includes your own ideas, we hope you will learn new vocabulary strategies to integrate into your course work and your everyday life. objectives: use a variety of techniques to acquire a range of words determine, clarify, and illustrate the meaning of unfamiliar words to ensure that you properly and successfully complete the vocabulary assessment, do the following: complete the assessment using the passage provided. select a word from the passage, and identify/create each of the following for that word: denotation connotations synonyms antonyms affixes the sentence from the passage where the word appears an original sentence using the word a memory trick type your responses in the appropriate boxes. after you have typed your responses, print your graphic organizer and submit it to your teacher. be careful not to refresh the page before printing, as some browsers will not save your work. passage from "the pit and the pendulum" by edgar allan poe very suddenly there came back to my soul motion and sound—the tumultuous motion of the heart, and in my ears the sound of its beating. then a pause in which all is blank. then again sound, and motion, and touch, a tingling sensation pervading my frame. then the mere consciousness of existence, without thought, a condition which lasted long. then, very suddenly, thought, and shuddering terror, and earnest endeavor to comprehend my true state. then a strong desire to lapse into insensibility. then a rushing revival of soul and a successful effort to move. and now a full memory of the trial, of the judges, of the sable draperies, of the sentence, of the sickness, of the swoon. then entire forgetfulness of all that followed; of all that a later day and much earnestness of endeavor have enabled me vaguely to recall.