Read this story my friend wrote. (the first chapter) its 3000 words long but i cant put that much. Once upon a time, there was a little boy on planet Croeniminaltalticareered. It is about 738297901987497 octillion light-years away from Earth. Now compared to Earth, Croeniminaltalticareered is very weird.
CHAPTER 1
GETTING TO KNOW THE PLANET.

The languages spoken on this planet are and English. On Croeniminaltalticareered, there are no animals except cats because animals are considered a waste of time. Cats are the exception because they lounge around. First Fact: On Croeniminaltalticareered, dogs are the number 1 most hated animals. They are super messy, so that is why dogs are banned. Second Fact: Moving onto the facts about the planet of Croeniminaltalticareered. It is the shape of the Mona Lisa's hair. When the first person was born, they thought the planetoid looked a lot like her hair. Third Fact: This planet might like Mona's hair although, the dwellers here hate Leonardo Da Vinci. They believe that art should be made from trees. That was a weird fact, but it makes some sort of sense in its own way. Fourth Fact: The sport played in Croeniminaltalticareeded is called Hegalopirt. It consists of four hexagon platforms. Each is labeled with either Smeck or Smock. You have a ball that weighs 7.5 pounds. This game is usually to decide what punishment someone or something is to get. You see, people on the planetoid Croeniminaltalticareeded make big mistakes. All the penalties vary between the amount of danger it is and the damage it brings. Now, back to the sport. If your ball lands on Smeck, you get 500 years in the Yager pit. The yager pit is full of tigers that have 4 heads and are colored pink. Did I mention they have a vigintillion teeth? Wikipedia that. If you land on Smock, you get 1000 years in the Hmangs pit. Hmangs are like yagers except, they have a novemdecillion teeth. They are not colored pink. They are yellow. Fifth Fact: People in live up to the age of 2984. A year on, Croenimitalticareerded lasts 50 earth days. That is why they live so long. Sixth Fact: The capitals of all madjists are called Runaway Quicker. A cat that leans over picks the president. If the cat falls towards the candidate on the left, the candidate on the right wins. If the cat leans towards the candidate on the right, the candidate on the left wins the election. It is very confusing, but it is a superb process. You may continue with the story now. Here is the long list of laws that go on this planet. Robbing a small store - Going to Prison for 18 years. Robbing a massive store - Singing Embarrassing songs in front of critics. Making fun of someone without a home - Losing every piece of land or property you have. Eating food that is not yours - Being a Vegan for 14 months.