sad-ist's animations are like watching your sibling eat the last slice of pizza *pain very much pain*

What is the main source of irony in this poem? -the idea that winning is really losing -the idea that failures hold success in higher esteem than those who are successful -the idea that dying is winning

True or dogs are better then cats.

In "the grateful stork," the old man is in a rush to get to town but stops to a trapped stork. what does this most likely tell the reader about the old man