(1)Go to bed early, get up early -- this is wise. (2)Some authorities say get up with the sun; some say get up with one thing, others with another. (3)But a lark is really the best thing to get up with. (4)It gives you a splendid reputation with everybody to know that you get up with the lark; and if you get the right kind of lark, and work at him right, you can easily train him to get up at half past nine, every time -- it’s no trick at all. Which two sentences provide a humorous contrast in Twain’s advice that helps develop the satire? 1 and 2 2 and 3 2 and 4 1 and 4

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  which statement describes the main argument of truth’s speech

Sure, i wish things had turned out differently for me in vietnam. but i know things could have turned out worse, too. so ljust try to be for what i do have and do my best to be independent. i can dress myself and even tie a tie. no more playing guitar, though. if i close my eyes, i can just about hear the music. just strumming my heartstrings is what i'm doing, i suppose. how could the author best resolve this situation to create a feeling of somber regret? a. the narrator describes the difficulty in cooking for himself. b. the narrator decides to sell his guitar and take up a new instrument. c. the narrator points out that he doesn't have to wear a tie too often. d. the narrator mentions a friend who did not live through the war.