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So this guy calls in and when asked for the word, he says, "goan... G-O-A-N. Goan." The DJ thinks for a moment and says, "That’s not even a real word!" "Sure it is," argues the caller. "Well, then use it in a sentence," says the DJ.

The caller replies, "Goan yourself!" The DJ quickly hangs up. About 30 minutes and many calls later,  and the DJ answers yet another call. When asked, the caller says, "smee...S-M-E-E. Smee." The DJ shakes his head and says, "I don't think that's real word. Can you please use that in a sentence, caller?" To which the caller responds, "Smee again Goan yourself!"

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)