Ay wassup guys how yah doing and how yah feeling let me tell yah a secret im spiderman ;) if you dont believe it than i dont know what to tell yah

Explanation:

lol alright that's nice to know

ich statement best shows a problem in travels with charley?

one sharp difficulty presented itself. in the intervening twenty-five years my name had become reasonably well known.

this being so, my trip demanded that i leave my name and my identity at home.

i had to go alone and i had to be self-contained, a kind of casual turtle carrying his house on his back.

with all this in mind i wrote to the head office of a great corporation which manufactures trucks.