SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Write a short, simple scene, where your characters end up insulting one another.

For example, part of your scene might go like this:

A: Let me by, thou frothy dizzy-eyed maggot pie. I have to cross this bridge.
B: You can't.
A: Why not?
B: Because, thou art a surly guts gripping harpy.

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Explanation:

B. po Sana makatulong

Person 1: Doth I see a Dove?

Person 2: No thou doest not, thou art a craven tickle brained barnacle!

Person 1: I art not yet if I art then thou art an errant elf-skinned harpy!! Be it a dove?

Person 2: Curse me not, for thy Dove, is naught but an Autumn leaf! Thou art a craven tickle brained barnacle!!!

Person 1: Ah, and thy art an errant elf-skinned harpy!!

Explanation:

lol :) very intertaining thing to do this early

the tone of the passage is sympathetic to the forbidden love of romeo and juliet. the nurse plays a significant role in the play. she is responsible for making their meeting again possible. additionally, there is a sense of warning in the choice of words of the nurse. she seems to be authoritative when she calls romeo "scurvy knave", and at the same time the fact that she addresses to him as "sir" reflects respect. the nurse is "vexed", this word describes her confused state of mind. on the one hand, she finds romeo a fine and eloquent man, but on the other, it is thought that man's nature forces men to try to trick women.  

first of all the mood needs to be defined: it is obviously a mood of deceitful relief and serenity. why? because the cape horn is one of the most violent maritime regions of earth and although it has been left behind, it is a personification of ahab’s delirium and the fact that the end of the passage speaks about it about being “hidden” but “raving” immediately conveys the feeling the calm is not permanent but fleeting.

furthermore, the oxymoron “mild stun'sails” is the first instance of such feeling as the adjective “mild” is associated with “stunned” underscoring the fleeting nature of this “tranquil” moment. and the contrasts keep piling up, with the opposition between “dark den” and “blessed light and air” to end with the final conclusion that leaves the reader with the uneasy knowledge that this is just a reprieve.