I want to be a comedian and be in the army So
My teeth itch.
My hair hurts.
I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend.
When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go.
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know.
Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks.
My nipple is broken.
My eye socket is warm.
Do you eat other peoples finger nails?
Have you ever tried sleeping in water?

The town should regulate the height of buildings allowed on main street. this would be categorized as a: a. claim of fact. b. claim of policy. c. claim of cause and effect. d. claim of definition.

What is the main source of conflict in this passage? lee grew up near the old-growth forest. she loved wandering the trails and looking at the natural beauty around her. but the city council recently approved plans to cut down the forest in order to build a shopping center and apartment buildings. the council believed the development would create new jobs and provide more affordable housing. lee was upset when she heard about the plans to destroy her beloved forest, and she vowed to do something to save it.

As night falls, how many men are left standing on the battlefield? question 15 options: arthur alone, modred, and one of modred’s best knights modred, arthur, and two of arthur’s followers only arthur and modred only modred