Tell me any five puns

1. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe

3. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

4. How do you throw a space party? You planet

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

- the mistakes that have been done in the past will repeat themselves

- you will trust all the wrong people

the purpose of the heading in the passage is to identify who is telling the story.

this excerpt is part of the book sugar changed the world (2010) written by marc aronson and marina budhos. as the book has been written by two people, the heading "marc" indicates that this specific excerpt is being narrated by aronson. in the fragment, marc describes his grandfather's story after hearing it from his cousin. however, there are other excerpts where budhos is the one that tells the story of her family.

aronson and budhos, who are husband and wife in real life, decided to write sugar changed the world when they found out how sugar, which had an important role in slavery and economy, changed their ancestors' lives.