Write a funny story about a goldfish that wants to be a whale

Explanation:

There was a time Fred, the tiny goldfish, admired the whales, and wanted to become one. He thought that if he ate excessively, he would become huge. All his efforts proved to be null, like "emptying an ocean with a cup". He later learned that he was a type of fish that can only grow to a particular limit. Poor Fred! He lived to regret the day he was born or hatched or whatever fish does.

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his tongue, i believe, was bloody and hanging out of his mouth.

he looked as if he were hungry.

he has several wolf-like qualities; a gray coat, sharp claws and yellow fangs.

those eyes made me feel, dear reader, like the end was near.

as i reached for a stick, he moved to the other side of the hill.

panting and hungry, he looked at me, a defenseless human and he snarled.

well i said my prayers, however, he simply turned and limped off.