English, 01.06.2020 01:59, kokokakahi
A man wrote to the editor of a small weekly newspaper, which was held in high regard, and asked a simple question, "How can I get an article into your newspaper?" The editor wrote in reply, "It all depends on the kind of article you want to get into our paper. If it is small in bulk like a hairbrush or a tea canister, for instance, spread the paper out on the floor nice and smooth, place the article exactly in the center, neatly fold the edges over it, and tie with a string. This will keep the article from slipping out. If, on the other hand, the article is an English bathtub or a table, you will find one of the Sunday papers better suited to your purpose." 4 Select the correct answer. How does the editor's reply create the effect of humor?
Answers: 1
English, 22.06.2019 10:00, conner87
Araby every morning i lay on the floor in the front parlour watching her door. the blind was pulled down to within an inch of the sash so that i could not be seen. when she came out on the doorstep my heart leaped. i ran to the hall, seized my books and followed her. i kept her brown figure always in my eye and, when we came near the point at which our ways diverged, i quickened my pace and passed her. this happened morning after morning. i had never spoken to her, except for a few casual words, and yet her name was like a summons to all my foolish blood. what is the general tone of the passage? a. courageous b. comical c. passionate d. fearful
Answers: 2
A man wrote to the editor of a small weekly newspaper, which was held in high regard, and asked a si...
Health, 03.02.2020 20:45
Mathematics, 03.02.2020 20:45
History, 03.02.2020 20:45
History, 03.02.2020 20:45
Social Studies, 03.02.2020 20:45
Social Studies, 03.02.2020 20:45