Limerick/joke

instructions:
write an original and clean limerick or joke related to statics. post your creation to the this discussion forum and vote up (like) your favorite. you will only be able to see the others after you have posted your entry.

note that a limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (aabba), which often has humorous intent. for example:

a student in their statics class
didn't know a weight from a mass
they studied for days
took the test in a haze
and power-posed (links to an external site.) their way to a pass.