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An environmental protection agency study of 12 automobiles revealed a correlation of 0.47 between engine size and emissions. at 0.01 significance level, can we conclude that there is a positive association between the variables? what is the p value? interpret.

Suppose a cpu with a write-through, write-allocate cache achieves a cpi of 2. what are the read and write bandwidths (measured by bytes per cycle) between ram and the cache? (assume each miss generates a request for one block.)