Some Shower Thoughts : In order to fall asleep you have to pretend your asleep...

Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves for our mistakes...

If I hit myself and it hurts... Am I weak or am I strong...

I asked my friend to spell orange... They said... The fruit or the color...

We really are sitting down... Not realising... While we are floating endlessly through space... On a dying rock.

A candle shop would smell good if it burnt down...

When we read books... Our mind is watching a movie!?

Popcorn is literally a busted nut...

There is literally no way we can prove we are seeing the same colors...

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly... Then how did it fall off?

Pinocchio's nose is a infinite source of wood...

We've been evolving for millions of years and yet people are still very slow...

Is carrot juice... orange juice...

Lego people live in houses made of their flesh...

If humans are 70% water are we chunky soup?

If the sun had eye's it wouldn't be able to see shadows...

People say that life doesn't last long but its the longest thing we will ever experience...