Anyone wanna start a convo

milk is cereal sauce, try to convince me im wrong

Explanation:

When God came down to Earth, only one mortal question was allowed to be asked.

All of humanity debated the biggest questions in their simple lives, like what they were meant to do in their existences, or how to cure cancer and pollution. but they were interrupted by a connoisseur of life stuff.

All other humans were silenced and one question rang out above all others:

“When milk is added to cereal, is it a beverage, a broth, or a sauce?”

Mortals were dum.b.founded, deities were confused, but God’s voice rang out, clear and loud all across the land.

“Since milk and cereal is considered a meal, it can, therefore not be considered a beverage, as a beverage is, by definition, not a meal on its own.

A broth is created by letting an ingredient simmer in a liquid so that it absorbs the flavor of the ingredient, and since the actual cereal is not boiled in the milk, nor is milk created by simmering something, the milk can not be considered a broth.

I guess, since a sauce is a liquid with another flavor added to a meal to enhance and add flavor, milk can be considered sauce in the context of breakfast cereal, but it just sounds weird when you say it like that.