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What happens to the average kinetic energy of a gas when the particles of the gas collide against each other at a constant temperature and volume? explain your answer.

Calculate the ph of a .10m nh4cl solution. the kb value for nh3 is 1.8×10^-5

Which of the following is not a result when a change to an equilibrium system is applied? (2 points) increasing the rate of the forward reaction will cause a shift to the left. increasing the rate of the reverse reaction will cause a shift to the left. decreasing the rate of the forward reaction will cause a shift to the left. decreasing the rate of the reverse reaction will cause a shift to the right.