Two ducks walk into a bar *clunk*

Drunk

Explanation:

Idk understand the question

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said

"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold

And it's fresh

And it's all home-made. Can I get you

Glass?"

The duck said,

"I'll pass".

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said,

"No, like I said yesterday

We just sell lemonade OK?

Why not give it a try?"

The duck said,

"Goodbye."good day

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said,

Look, this is getting old.

I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.

Why not give it a go?"

The duck said,

"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"THAT'S IT!

If you don't stay away, duck,

I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck

So don't get to close!"

The duck said,

"Adios."

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"

"What"

"Got any glue?"

"No, why would I– oh!"

And one more question for you;

"Got any grapes?"

(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.

Then he started to smile.

He started to laugh.

He laughed for a while.

He said,

"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.

I'll buy you some grapes

So you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the store

And the man bought some grapes.

He gave one to the duck and the duck said,

"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day.

Do you think this store

Do you think this store

Do you think this store has any lemonade?"

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

alkaline metals are lithium, sodium, rubidium, potassium, cesium and francium.

alkali metals have electronegativity from 0.7 to 1, lowest in periodic table of elements, which means that alkali metals (i group in periodic table) has positive oxidation number in compounds.

electronegativity is a chemical property that describes the tendency of an atom to attract a shared pair of electrons towards itself.

alkaline metals (far left in main group) have lowest ionizations energy and easy remove valence electrons,

for example, potassium is the alkali metal and has a single valence electron in the outer electron shell.

electron configuration of potassium is: ₁₉k 1s²2s²2p⁶3s²3p⁶4s¹.

they can not exist alone in nature, because they are very reactive.