Are you aware of poop art? No?! well, lemme tell you about it. You will need very basic materials such as: Poop, poop, and some more poop.

Start by pooping on the floor, and pick it up. Smear it on walls, create your own creations.
Store any extra poop in foil wrap, and secure in fridge.
Other places you could poop: Mom's purse, your dogs food bowl, and maybe even in the sink.

HAVE FUN POOPIN!!
(this is a joke lemme know if you laughed)
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