If you have a bachelor's degree in Education, and you also have an associate's degree in art, can you then become an Art teacher?

Yes. Since you have experience with art and education. it’ll make more sense to become an art teacher than just a regular teacher

Generally spontaneous human combustion is something that still bewilders some, human combustion happens very rarely and doesn't affect the surrounding areas, so unless you want to set your self on fire, human combustion will remain spontaneous and very rare.

You are left with 8 pounds and 12 ounces or140 ounces (since there are 16 ounces per lb).divide 140 ounces by 2 ounces (serving size): you'll get 70 servings!