Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate, Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA. Who made the cut? The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-nu de, The ones who’d never utter “WALLELUJAH.” Wallelujah, Wallelujah… Assist Trophy Waluigi.

But baby, I’ve been here before. You opted for the pterosaur, Some squid thing showed up and the fans said “BOOYAH!” I said “An Echo would be fine” But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!” It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah… Wallelujah, Waluigi.

Now maybe I’d be way too strong, I’d top the tier lists all day long, But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA. Why won’t you let me make my case to Punch some mascots in the face? Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah! Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah Wallelujah. Waluigi...

“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”

Up un pics vviru 15 ul luciuiuc pily! june and sylvio speak to mr. teller in the driveway of their farmhouse. it is raining hard, and they all carry umbrellas. a dog sits on the steps of the house. june: we didn't think you'd be coming back for the puppy. mr. teller: i said i would when i dropped the puppy off. it's raining at june and sylvio's farmhouse. mr. teller islae owner of lucy, the puppy. mr. teller wants his dog, lucy, back. lucy was a puppy at first but is now a dog. sylvio: yes, but that was months ago. we thought you'd be back for the puppy in a couple days. now she's a full-grown dog. we have raised her ourselves, we built her her own doghouse, and we love her. mr. teller: but she's my dog. i only dropped her off at your house for safekeeping since i had to go out of town on business. now i'm back and i want my dog back. sylvio: i don't know, mr. teller. we love lucy like our own. we want to keep her. mark this and return save and exit next submit exit session