Tell me a funny joke. pl

Brancusi's well-known sculpture of a bird was intended to a. display the physical qualities of a bird. b. emphasize the relative size of birds to humans. c. show the calming attributes of birds. d. emphasize the graceful qualities of a bird. select the best answer from the choices provided a b c d

Which statement is true? select one: a. all art created in florence during the renaissance was commissioned by the medici family. b. without wealthy patrons, it is likely that many italian renaissance works would not have been created. c. religion was the driving force behind works created by leonardo and michelangelo. d. the public was responsible for determining whether an artwork was great.

I'm dying: a couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. when he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. when the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. at the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: dearest wife, just got checked in. everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. p. s. sure is hot down here.