Can someone go to this website and answer these survey questions to me with my  arts/music appreciation  project. here is the link:

So my science teacher said anything that makes noise can in a way make music, instruments make music, and mayonnaise makes sound. so i have a question, do not report. is mayonnaise a instrument?

Acurious child asked his mother: “mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey? ” the mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “it is because of you, dear. every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey! ” the child replied innocently: “now i know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

When ur mom tells u to clean ur room u look at her and give her that face like no